Gentlemen, don't allow your wives to persuade you to "spice things up between the sheets. "A married lady lies on her back, with her legs spread at no more than a seventy degree angle, to receive her good husband's member for the purpose of creating more Christians." "What I do in my bedroom is my business, " she screamed. Naturally I beat my daughter for being in possession of a book that is more than likely the brainchild of Satan himself. They are obviously in cahoots with Satan to be capable of such contortion. View over one hundred sexual positions in 9 categories, each tastefully drawn and explained, and enjoy tracking. Lovingly written and illustrated exclusively for this iPhone app, iKamasutra brings thousands of years of Kama Sutra experimentation into one incredibly fun and sensual app. The Indians are a vile-albeit limber-race. Find out what over 25 million loversincluding editors from Cosmopolitan and Wiredare all smiling about. Shockingly, this picture was among the more reasonable in the book. I have stretched my imagination to the limit, and I still cannot comprehend how these two can be engaging in intercourse. Upon thumbing through its pages, I was assaulted by something even more sickening than Indian cuisine-Indian coitus.Īpparently, those dark-skinned, foul-smelling heathens have invented a multitude of ways to copulate. I presumed it to be an Indian recipe book. She was in possession of a book entitled The Complete Kama Sutra. Yesterday I was compelled to rifle through my daughter's dresser drawers-the Holy Spirit surely guided me-and I made a revolting discovery.
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